Client: We would like you to make a brochure insert for our DVD.
Me: Sure. What colours, font, pictures and written content would you like?
Client: We don’t know. We’d just like it to be professional-looking. Just do what you think looks good.
Me: Sure thing.
After doing research on their business, I created a brochure based on the colours and fonts that they use on their website, as well as sourcing pictures from the DVD for the brochure.
Client: Thanks for your effort, but we’d like to make some changes. We’d like the font to be plain Arial, remove the colours to just black and white, and remove all the pictures. We think they’re too distracting.
Me: I wouldn’t recommend that. You need at least some colour or pictures, otherwise it’ll be boring and flat.
Client: Just remove them, please. And we’d like a copy so that we can show our CEO for approval.
Me: *shrug* Sure.
After several days of waiting for final client approval, I finally hear back from them.
Client: After much deliberation, we’ve decided that we no longer require the brochure. And we’d like to add that we are very disappointed in your design services, and we’d like a refund on our deposit.
Me: Oh, why is that?
Client: We found the brochure too boring and unprofessional. I mean, there aren’t even any colours.
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake
Chief of Staff:
Chief of Staff:
Queen: I want cake
*eats you out as a friend*
Blows your back out as your homie
Gotchu walkin funny as a testament to our friendship.
makes you cum in the spirit of comradery
Got ur legs on my shoulders to show u how deep our friendship is
hits it from the back to let you know im here for you